Audio: God's Own Lunatics by Joe Gallow from "In The Shadow of the Blade"
Sunday, August 28, 2016
THE APACHE
I
was 10 years old and very much taken with building a soap box
derby car and racing in our annual downhill event. My building skills came
from being at my father's side with tools and materials. These were not the skills, though, to build the downhill racer
with curving wood fuselage nor did we have space or a large
enough garage to take on this task. But racing my own car, one that I
built myself, had my full attention.
Kids
around the neighborhood made make-shift downhill carts using old
materials and wagon wheels. A rope was tied to the front axle so the
cart could be steered down a hill. Their front feet also were
positioned on the front axle to help steer. They built quick enough but
did not last long on our back roads and hills. Every once and awhile,
a neighbor friend would let me on a short ride of the cart he had
built. One ride!
During
the summer of 1955, my folks had saved up enough money to buy
materials for some remodeling and building me a bedroom. I was older
and it was time to find space in our small house for my own room. Mom
and Dad both worked and during the summer and I would stay home alone
under our neighbors watch. “Stay close to home, check in every
couple of hours, lunch at noon, nap after lunch, chores and more
checking in with the neighbor.” Our home was across the way from
the neighbor's large kitchen window. And it worked.
The
day arrived when the local lumber store delivered the materials my
father ordered for the bedroom remodeling project. The 2x4s, 4x8
plywood, nails and other assorted items arrived late morning, were
unloaded neatly and stacked in our driveway.
As an older man now, I believe I know what my father was thinking at work that day. He would come home, turn up our street to see a neat pile of building materials stacked in the driveway. All of his planning was over and he could now start on this project and finish it. This is a big plus for anyone who builds things. To have all the materials at hand is half the fun.
As an older man now, I believe I know what my father was thinking at work that day. He would come home, turn up our street to see a neat pile of building materials stacked in the driveway. All of his planning was over and he could now start on this project and finish it. This is a big plus for anyone who builds things. To have all the materials at hand is half the fun.
But
instead of Dad driving up the driveway and seeing all of that new
material waiting for him, he saw his saw horses with cut up 2x4s
on them. Small scrap pieces of wood were strewn around his son's work site
that afternoon. Sawdust was on the ground, hammer and nails were out on the
plywood, hand saws, squares and tape measures scattered nearby. And his son was proudly
standing and welcoming him home next to the completed frame of a downhill racer. Four old wagon wheels were set next to the 2x4 frame to
show my dad the frame of “The Apache.” I did not know how I was
going to mount those wheels, or how to make the front wheels and axle
turn, but Dad would.
And
to this day I do not remember what he said or what his body language
was getting out of the car and looking at our driveway and the bedroom materials turned into a
car manufacturing area. I do not remember him being mad or upset. He
must have swallowed all of that in the few seconds he had seen his
son's project and the building materials turned into the beginning of a soap
box racer.
What
I do remember is how dad helped me attach round axles to the 2x4
front cross member of the frame. Large bolt with spacer piece of
plywood between the front axle and frame would allow simple turn left
and right motion. Dad greased the two surfaces of the front axle
plywood pieces. Grandpa greased all of his farm equipment. Dad
greased all of his equipment. And I needed grease on my stuff. Grease
keeps things running.
I
remember Dad finding an old lawn mower handle and how he helped me
fashion that into the steering wheel. Dad taught me how to turn
rotational motion of the lawn mower handle into lateral motion of the
front axle. We had to go to the store and purchase some pulleys and
clothesline wire. A large spring was needed too to return the
friction drag hand brake dad fashioned under my seat. I would pull
the brake handle, the brake arm with small square tire tread nailed
to a pad, would drop down and drag “The Apache” to a stop. The
break pad would neatly retract under the car when I released the
handle. Through all of this I was at his side using tools, helping
hold materials, drilling, nailing, bolting and adjusting. Dad turned
me into a car manufacturing apprentice and I was not about to let him
down.
In
a few short days the Apache was done and tested on the short slope of
our street. Everything worked. An adjustment to tighten up the slop
in the steering cables was all that was needed. The final touch was
painting the name on each side in bright red bold letters: APACHE.
Down
the back woods road the Apache ran, turned sharply left and coasted
all the way to the main street. Next run the brake was tested just
after the sharp turn and worked perfectly. Now the neighborhood kids
were clambering around the car. I had acquired an immediate pit crew.
Pushing touching and running alongside as I raced time after time.
Soon though, my pit crew wanted a turn at the wheel for all the
pushing and pulling they were helping me with. To the main side walk
we went and they all got to run the Apache the full block and return.
Then the next kid and so forth.
After
a few days of this, I towed the Apache a few blocks to another
neighborhood where a long, paved, winding road ran a mile or so up a
hill. The kids there too came running and wanting to drive. More
“miles” were put on there. With a little coaxed help, a few of us
towed the Apache up a half mile of the hill road. Hardly ever any
cars during the day and kids were always coasting some kind of wagon
down the hill.
We
turned the Apache around, I got inside and tucked myself into the
aerodynamic driving position. And off I went, leaving all the other
kids behind in seconds. A little brake had to be applied for speed
control, but the wind whistled like never before. She rounded corners
tightly and beat the wind to the bottom of the hill. We had won. Just
me and the Apache. No helmet! There at the bottom of the hill, in all
of our glory, we waited for the other kids to arrive. The thrill of
the moment, the thrill of victory in the car Dad and I built with our
very own hands. It was all good.
The
summer wore on, the Apache, the kids in the neighborhood and I spent
many an hour touring the sidewalks and short hills that summer. Of
course, I had to do the upkeep and maintain the greased plywood
turning plate.
Grandpa greased all of his farm equipment.
Dad greased all of his equipment.
And I needed grease on my stuff.
Grease keeps things running.
Grandpa greased all of his farm equipment.
Dad greased all of his equipment.
And I needed grease on my stuff.
Grease keeps things running.
All
of this was quite awhile ago. But a memory etched in my soul. Late
this morning, I completed a portion of a new stair project on our
porch. I set all the tools and remaining materials aside, got on the
riding lawn mower and pulled the small yard trailer around the house
to the garage. I noticed the back wheels of the little trailer
squeaked. I propped up the trailer, pulled each wheel off,
added a little grease and spun tested them both.
Grease keeps things running.
UPDATE 11-4-16
Just found this photo.
Grease keeps things running.
UPDATE 11-4-16
Just found this photo.
Sunday, August 14, 2016
FREE DOG IN AMERICA
No,
not giving our dog away. Rather sharing some thoughts on dogs.
We
have Goldens and have had for quite a few years. The dog fits us to
a “T”. Sure she sheds. The pickup truck, dog's truck, is full of
swirling hair when we opt to drive with all the windows down. The
bride starts waving her arms in survival mode and I know to roll up
all the windows and turn on the AC. But it is the dog's truck. Not the family “truckster” or a vehicle we pick
friends up at the airport. Hundred and ninety thousand miles and
not an oil leak. Burns some oil but has been a 100% vehicle for
everyday living and hauling. The dog is free to come and go with me
all the time and usually does. We both like getting out of the house and we never worry about the mess. A bi-annual
clean up of the truck is in order though. It is our truck!!
Here
on the hill the dog has free rein. She rarely—RARELY- is leashed
when out and about and never around the property. She knows where the
seasonal mud hole is. The mud watermark along her side and the
biggest smile on her face, is an annual event. Generally she roams
at will, barking at the neighbors dog barking. Noises in the woods
find her running to investigate and the small black bear that visits
here during the summer season sets her hackles up when she leaves the
kitchen and even before I even get the garage door up. She has treed the
bear several times. The neighborhood fox is also chased. The dog and
cat do rule here. A fisher cat who lives here COULD rule but we avoid it when it visits.
Our
girl loves to help bring in winter wood. She comes to me when I am
loading the tractor bucket from the outback woodpile. I give her a
small thin dog piece of wood and off she goes with a “bone in her
teeth” (A wonderful expression from the sailing days of old where ships under a full press of canvas would push the seas aside with a great white bow wave on either side. If they were coming straight at you, they would look a bit like an exuberant, happy dog with a “bone in their teeth.”) to the front yard where she stacks her share. After
awhile, she lays in the warm grass, eyes watching my work, head
rested on her wood pile.
I
have from time to time found myself looking at her and her freedom to
live her life with us, free and unencumbered. No leash necessary. And
in this day and age where everyone is seemingly on edge about
something, a dog walking in the field, down a trail or headed out to
the swimming hole un-leashed, very well can bring a “do-gooder”
to mess with our world. That is rare because all I have to do is
carry a green tennis ball in my hand and nothing else exists in our
dog's world. Nothing! There is not a leashed dog on this planet that
minds more than our dog on “tennis ball.”
I
watch others watch us when we are out in public. Their dogs are
pulling and straining to be free from the leash. The owners are in
some kind of constant struggle to protect their dog and world from freely interacting. I hear them talk to their dog as we pass or are near by.
The life struggle to be controlled vs being free. The owner twice wrapped in dog leash.
If
another dog comes close or wants to investigate, I stop and hold the
tennis ball at my side. I tell our girl to sit, stay close and so
forth. She does. Only when a leashed dog gets close enough to touch
or get in our space does she start to get annoyed. And under no
circumstance should the leashed dog show any interest in the tennis
ball. We just do not go there and I tell the owner of the leashed dog
to pull their dog off as it will not go good for either of us. Our
dog owns the tennis ball. That is where the line in the sand is
drawn on the dog's terms. Maybe dogs too will stand and protect for the same things they live for.
In
the water, our girl will swim and fetch the ball till the cows come
home. Time after time, till heavy breathing interferes with carrying
the ball. And yes, the leashed dog finds its way to our little swim
area. Not because it is a bad dog, but because it is a dog. Tied up,
wanting to be free, swim and play ball. So I stand to protect,
minimize contact and if I have to, pull the ball from the water, hold
it next to my side. Our girl will stand there, glued in place.
When
we are finished, she follows us and the ball to the pick up truck to
get dried with a big bath towel. I think she loves all of that as
much as playing ball and swimming. As a treat, we all stop for a
small vanilla ice cream cone to cap off the outing. Our girl is in
the lap of luxury as she licks the ice cream till it is gone and the
final ice cream cone bite is down.
The
only seasonal problem our girl has is rain. Snow is a toy and so fun
to run and roll in. Her laying in the fresh snow
confuses me. But she loves it. In the summer laying flat out in the
warm sun on the driveway. Quite often our cat joins in the
relaxation, next to the dog, belly up. But the rain turns her back to
the house always.
From
time to time, like this morning, she finds and leads me to the back
door. If you have animals, you know they have us trained as well. I open the kitchen door for her and she
immediately backs up a full step and looks at me. False alarm? I say ok and back
to chores. Again she finds me, leads me to the kitchen door to go
outside. I open the door, she backs up and looks at me. This is dog
speak that means “we” need to go outside. “I am not taking on what is
out there w/o you, dad.” Sure enough, I walk out the door and off
she leaps, hackles up and barking at the outside. She stops, looks at
me to see if I have her back. We continue and she runs down the
driveway barking and looking. After awhile of checking things out at
the lower driveway, she feels better and we come back in. It was a
team effort. I do not take lightly her need to go out and inspect.
She knows things I do not know.
Some of the very best moments in my life come from what I call "surveying our kingdom." On a warm day afternoon, I so enjoy to sit in a comfortable chair under the shadow of our roof. A perfect moment will include a cold beer topped off with the dog laying at my feet. Her eyes and ears perk as I talk to her. The richest man in the world can not buy moments like this. A light breeze filters through the trees, the Blue Jays hit the bird feeder and dart back into the woods. I see chores done and those still need doing. And so the minutes go by into an hour of doing nothing, just me, my dog and our kingdom.
Some of the very best moments in my life come from what I call "surveying our kingdom." On a warm day afternoon, I so enjoy to sit in a comfortable chair under the shadow of our roof. A perfect moment will include a cold beer topped off with the dog laying at my feet. Her eyes and ears perk as I talk to her. The richest man in the world can not buy moments like this. A light breeze filters through the trees, the Blue Jays hit the bird feeder and dart back into the woods. I see chores done and those still need doing. And so the minutes go by into an hour of doing nothing, just me, my dog and our kingdom.
I
tell her, that she is a free dog living in America. How lucky she is,
compared to many of her breed, to know life as she knows it. She
looks at me but I do not know if she fully understands her freedom.
All of this has been natural for her since we brought her home in the
middle of the winter, all snugged in a blanket. But I know it and
that just may be enough for both our understandings.
Her
life will come and go in this world, a free dog in America.
Thursday, August 11, 2016
HARDTACK & DISTRACTIONS
Not
reinventing the wheel today with these notes on hardtack - the
information on the net is extensive, how to make, eat and the history
behind this biscuit. But I was curious. As always, you are going to do
your homework.
I
followed a basic recipe, just water and flour. Worked the dough,
adding a little bit more water as needed to get it right mix and rolled it
with a rolling pin. I was actually surprised at how easy all of that
went. A little flour sprinkled on the cutting board helped just like
in bread-making.
I
used a wine glass for round biscuits and the bride found a square
plastic container to cut hers out. We used the larger end of a chop
stick to divot the biscuits. I rolled the first batch to be a little
less than a 1/4” and baked on a pizza stone as per instructions; 30
minutes each side at 350 degrees.
After
they cooled and dried, proof was in the biscuit that I most likely
could pound nails with them. I could not snap the thicker ones in
half. Here is where the heel or pommel of your hunting knife comes in
handy to pound these biscuits into smaller pieces
I
soaked one in morning coffee for 15 minutes and found it eatable but with
significant crunch. For lunch today, I simmered water and won-ton
soup base in a small pan with one of the thicker biscuits added.
Twenty-five minutes later, the biscuit was eatable, but again with
notable crunch. The won-ton soup base helped with the flavor, but the
flavor of each biscuits was just fine on their own after soaking. I
will break one up into smaller bits using the tractor and see how
they soak then.
These
biscuits look like crispy cookies out of the oven and very inviting. I
kept wanting to pick one up and crunch into it. I did not, of course,
but if you make these, a warning sign should be put on the cooling
rack --- DO NOT EAT, WILL BREAK A TOOTH --- NEEDS TO BE SOAKED IN COFFEE, SOUP OR PLAIN WATER!!
I
made a second batch this afternoon. Rolled them thicker and cut them
a little larger. They do shrink. Still as hard as a baseball bat, but
more to the individual biscuit per serving size.
To
what end?
Right
now, I am making these for learning and a little fun. The ones I have
made are stored in jars and will be added to car bug-out bags when
fall turns to winter. I would throw these into my pockets in zip-lock
bags, understanding they can only be eaten after being soaked for
awhile. They are somewhat bulky, but light in weight.Winter BOB's have plenty of coffee and broths in the mix.
This
winter will again be full of soups, stews and sauces here at home. I will add one
of these biscuits for continued trial. Not that I want to improve the
taste, just to improve knowledge of using them in meals.
Distractions:
I
mentioned to the bride this morning that everything feels still and
quiet. Not a headline out there that is not re-regurgitated. I am
numb to all the “breaking stories.” Too quiet though!
We
watched the 5 gymnastic gals do their routines and earn gold medals.
Upbeat. Seems this is what sport is and what champions look like.
Well, until the media gets a hold of the story and slams the success
and beauty of these women right down the toilet. I think these gals are
heroes, have earned everything themselves and well represent women in
America and women of the world. These are the kind of people we want
to lead us by example, through their hard work and proven success. These are people the world needs now. To the media agenda, not so much!!
Not
surprisingly this afternoon, I find out that I am now a plague. Yep,
old man in middle America. The plague ranks right up there with
another growing enemy. Maybe the older neighborhoods of this great
country are but a flight plan away from being sprayed.
We,
the plague generation, are spreading. Some of us cannot walk up
stairs w/o help or have to propped up in public. Many of us have
survived sticking our fingers in light sockets, riding bikes with out
helmets, walking to and from school on a daily basis, driving fast
cars without using seat belts, shooting arrows straight up over our
heads for entertainment, being sent off to war, raising families and varied careers that added value to the USA.
Likely this newly defined "plague generation" will not go quietly into the night and with their boots on.
Likely this newly defined "plague generation" will not go quietly into the night and with their boots on.
Keep
your eyes out for more stories like this and metaphors for this new
outcast and troublesome generation.
CORN
The
bride just arrived home with two boxes of fresh corn. She had offered some
help to a neighbor organizing and researching
information. Was helpful to the neighbor. He offered up some of his
corn to say thank you. Bartering?
Think
you cannot grow a garden? No room, no land or maybe just a balcony.
I just counted (roughly) the Roma tomatoes on the smallest plant here
in the raised garden and there are over 50 tomatoes. Six plants
yields 300 tomatoes this season. Did the same counting method on the
6 cherry tomato buckets & each plant has in excess of 80 tomatoes
on them. Yep, that is correct. Four hundred and eighty little tomatoes, give
or take.
A balcony can easily yield a hundred tomatoes, some onions, green peppers, herbs and lessons in growing food. Dirt, water and the want to do it. And remember to also invite the bees when you plant.
A balcony can easily yield a hundred tomatoes, some onions, green peppers, herbs and lessons in growing food. Dirt, water and the want to do it. And remember to also invite the bees when you plant.
Hot
hot here today and tomorrow and just notified her that we have to do
a first harvest on tomatoes tomorrow and to give some thought on what
to do. She said spaghetti sauce with home grown onions, green
peppers, chives, garlic and basil. Her held her hands out in a big
round circle indicating a large batch. It looks likes canning this
weekend too.
Tuesday, August 9, 2016
ALL OF THIS HAS HAPPENED BEFORE....
I
believe that history repeats itself. To study history is time well
spent to get a handle and a few insights on tomorrow. The seemingly continuous
attacks these days on the Constitution, the heart of America and
every individual freedom, it is no wonder, many folks are
in some continual loop of search for truth. For me, it centers around
finding a grounded source of daily common sense and news that is not
agenda driven. I have over dosed-on the some “twenty somethings”
suits or blonde-haired bare-armed experts expounding on all worldly matters. Or
the old old men and women still reading the 1950's playbook to us.
The liars are right in our faces now. A little time doing research,
pulling back some and studying, reveals to me that all of this is not
new, but rather a long, long battle that has been raging for years.
Could be very possible now that the fuse is short.
Maybe Caprica was right: “It has all happened before and it will all
happen again.” If you are a BSG fan, you will remember this. Just
maybe a hint of truth because history does repeat itself, especially
if history is not studied and used as some guide in future decision
making. Students of history will recognize that much of our today's
and proposed tomorrow's, have happened before.
If
that is the case, regardless of degrees and individual takes on this,
one thing is true: you and I are going to live through past history.
Corruption is corruption, and lying is lying. If we are going to be
forced through many of these past events and likely against our
will, maybe it best be prepare for that trip. In keeping with
history, there will those who make it and those who do not. Let's
keep our knees bent, heads up and “dodge, duck, dive, dip and
dodge.”
Hot
and humid here in middle New England. Part of the "four" seasons. Ought
to be through this soon and into the comfort of Fall and foliage. My
favorite time of all the seasons. Acorns have been falling here for a
couple weeks and it feels too early. Cherry tomatoes are on and daily
candy with a dash of salt. Some baby red potatoes breaking the
surface after hard rain, peppers and string beans ready also. Roma
tomatoes by the dozens but still green. Will be eating or canning
every one.
The
last few years we have not had bees to help pollinate our vegetable
garden. Simply planting more flowers all around the garden area and
lawns this season have them returning. I see them in the wide open
squash flowers in the morning and buzzing all around any open blooms
in the evenings. Most successful garden, in regards to production,
over the past few years. More flowers please!
Found
canned powdered milk in 5.51 pound lots. Two years on expiration
date, but will last longer in cool dry space, unopened. Makes 10
gallons and cost $35 each. Good find and purchase. Our recent
experiences in Asian and African stores have found many wonderful
items for long term storage and spicing up daily meals. Better and
different offerings than everyday local super markets. Give these out
of the way markets and stores your time to stop in and shop. Dollar Stores have some remarkable deals on #2 ½ size canned fruits.
Picking
up seed garlic today. A fellow down the road has a killer crop every
year and I usually purchase from him and other local growers. I can
boast a nearly 100% success every year with our annual garlic growth.
This year's crop is harvested, dried and in the food loop now.
Crab
grass and weeds are the winners here in every other nook. Behind on much of
this maintenance and only excuses to offer. Other chores being worked
on and completed but the damn weeds scream at us daily. One day soon,
very soon, they will have their final day this season, but not today.
The
day is young here. The dog watches our moves and knows soon if we are
staying home or going on the road. She is bedded now and senses we
are home folks today. We turn TV's off now, much quicker than ever
before. Even with sound off sometimes, the same constant images are
quick sand. I joke with the bride that we should be thankful we still
have an off switch.
I
will take some solace this morning, again from Caprica six. (Caprica
was a body style; like a Chevelle) Even she had a hint of optimism in
the end/beginning. “Let a complex system repeat itself long enough
and something surprising might occur.”
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